Brain, you and I have a problem.

Me: "Hey, brain! What's the name of that chart that educational psychologist made?"

Brain: "Searching...."

Me:"You know, the one that classifies learning objectives?"

Brain: "Searching..."

Me: "Someone just said it in class yesterday..."

Brain: "Searching..."

Me: "Aw, COME ON! We know this! We've used it multiple times!"

Brain: "Search... Pavlov's dogs?"

Me: "What?? No! That's not even a... why would you even...?"

Brain: "Searching..."

Me: "This is just ridiculous. I'm going to do something else."

Brain: "Bloom's Taxonomy?"

Me: "...."

Brain: "Bloom's Taxonomy?"

Me: "You're a jerk."